Pulled By Rubber Dolphins: Captain
Beefheart's Bat Chain Puller
By Mike Barnes
This article is an extract from Mike Barnes' biography of Don
Van Vliet, Captain Beefheart, published by Quartet Books,
2000.
ISBN 0 7043 8073 0
You can order this book from Amazon.co.uk
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'Everything they did I had 'em do. I mean I'm a director. I don't
wanna boast or anything like that, but I am an artist. And the thing
is that sometimes artists are considered horrible after they direct
something. Y'see those guys, they fell too far into my role, and
then they didn't like me after that. It happens in theatre and everything.
But I can't think of myself as doing something wrong, because I
asked them everyday, "Are you sure you want to do this?" I said,
"You'll get to the end of the road and there's probably no pot of
gold, y'know, in ART."
Don Van Vliet on the former Magic Band to John Gray, Sounds,
10 December 1977
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band's sojourn in England for the
Knebworth Festival coincided with a visit to the country by former
Magic Band mutineers Art Tripp, Mark Boston and Bill Harkleroad
and their new group, Mallard. They stayed near Newton Abbot in Devon,
where they recorded a set of new material sponsored by an anonymous
backer. As they were recording using Jethro Tull's mobile studio,
the identity of their patron was not difficult to guess. They were
staying at Jethro Tull guitarist Martin Barre's house, with Ian
Anderson the man behind the venture. In fact Anderson's involvement
had begun the previous year. Immediately after the former Magic
Band had sheared away from Van Vliet, he had organised an impromptu
session in the hope of keeping the momentum going. He explains:
'I said to them, "Look, not wishing him any harm, but as far as
the world is concerned you are the Magic Band and he is Captain
Beefheart. Now he may feel that there is a legal ownership of the
name The Magic Band and he could make a play for it, but you should
give it a go." So I wrote them a song called "Magic Band" and we
went into the studio in Los Angeles. I said to Rockette Morton,
"Right, you're going to be the front man, Mark, you're going to
sing." "Oh, I've never sung before." "You're going to do it this
afternoon." I was probably just as bad as his ex-boss! Anyway, we
made this record with Barrie Barlow from our band playing the drums,
because I think everybody else had legged it - it was basically
Mark and Bill and Barrie and me sitting behind the desk.
'It was written very much around what I knew Bill Harkleroad would
play. I never kept a copy of it, sadly. They took it [the name the
Magic Band] some way down the wire to the legal front, only to get
the impression that they couldn't afford to take it any further
because Don was going to jump on it with big boots, through his
lawyers. So that petered out.'
In DISCoveries in 1988, Harkleroad said of Mallard: 'It
was the Magic Band without Don. We figured we had a career.' Initially,
Mallard moved to Arcata, near Eureka, north California. John French
was both drummer and vocalist and he contributed music and lyrics.
Although barely twenty, keyboard player John Thomas had played with
French in the group Rattlesnakes And Eggs and was already a relative
veteran of the Lancaster scene. But work had been hard to come by;
the group had no record deal and became dormant after Van Vliet
persuaded French to go back to the Magic Band after the Bongo
Fury tour. Harkleroad had been concerned that he was likely
to get into the 'same sort of drudgery' as he had with the Magic
Band: working hard without making any money. Differences in musical
direction had begun to develop. Boston had a leaning towards country
and blues, whereas Harkleroad's tastes were significantly different.
'I was listening to Weather Report and jazz things and I wanted
to improve my playing,' he says. He quit and the group fizzled out.
Anderson's reappearance on the scene, and with it Mallard's renaissance,
came about via his friendship with Mark Boston. His investment in
the group was a simple, altruistic gesture: 'I brought them over
to England and said, "If you want to give it a go, I'll give you
the studio for a couple of weeks." It was on the grounds that if
it works out I'll tell you what it cost and you can give me the
money back. If it doesn't you can go home again and forget about
it. It was that simple. I thought here's a bunch of guys that had
some really good music in them if given the freedom to do it.'
By mid-1975, Mallard were back at full strength. They found a vocal
successor to French in Sam Galpin, a country singer who'd spent
over a decade on the lounge circuit in Las Vegas and the West Coast.
He had a weather-beaten, phlegmy voice that was later described
as being like one of Van Vliet's voices. But such comments
would have meant little to him as he knew next to nothing about
their musical past. Art Tripp had been making a living selling insurance,
and was only tempted back to drum with the group after he'd been
guaranteed money in advance. The group were still working on a limited
budget and as Thomas was not, in his own words, one of the 'principals',
he remained back in Lancaster. Galpin and John 'Rabbit' Bundrick
took over keyboard duties. Connor McKnight of Zig Zag caught
up with the group in Devon. Tripp spoke to him about his past employers,
coming up with this blunt assessment of his career thus far: 'Man,
I've worked for two of the worst people in the business - Zappa
and that fuckin' Vliet.'
Soon after the Magic Band had left him, Van Vliet was claiming,
with some relish, that they had all given up music. He was also
telling journalists that whereas the group had all enjoyed comfortable
accommodation, he and Jan had been sleeping on the floor for the
past six years. A year later, he was still fuming. To Steve Weitzman
of Rolling Stone: 'I did Lick My Decals Off, Baby
right after Trout Mask Replica. The group wanted to be commercial
and since they were so nice about doing those two I thought I owed
them a moral obligation and I stayed. But I should have gotten rid
of them then.'
With the two rival factions now agreeing to be interviewed, New
Musical Express ran a typically irreverent double-page spread
in July 1975. Harkleroad and Van Vliet put forward their respective
cases in a feature billed as 'The Big Fight: Ole Swollen Fingers
v's [sic] Duck Harkleroad'. It made a good public spat.
Van Vliet referred to Harkleroad as 'a little squirt' and Mallard
as 'a bunch of quacks'. He went on to claim that he had got Harkleroad
and Boston out of the draft and that he had spent $400,000 on the
group, barely having time to draw breath before upping that figure
to one million. Aware that the question of authorship was about
to be discussed publicly, Van Vliet brought along the original manuscripts
of the Trout Mask Replica material that French had transcribed
from his piano lines, in a bid to 'defend his art'.
'They made a big mistake, though. I mean a big mistake,'
he told Kate Phillips. 'Because there aren't that many artists,
and they aren't some of them, I'll tell you that.' He then launched
into a stream of vitriol the gist of which was that the group's
creative days were numbered. He then attempted diplomacy by saying
that he wasn't mad at them. 'I am. But not that mad. I mean,
I know they're sick.' Referring to what he saw as claims that they
had composed some of the Magic Band's music, he said: 'And they
say they wrote all that stuff? Well, they better do a damn good
album. And from what I hear, it's horrible...' As Mallard were recording
the album at the time of interview, Van Vliet had nothing on which
to base his judgement. But this was war, after all.
From the opposite corner, Harkleroad confirmed to Chris Salewicz
that the group had initially wanted to use the name the Magic Band,
but Van Vliet held the rights to it and also to their pseudonyms.
'It'll mean we have to start like a totally unknown, brand-new band,'
he complained. This was the first time that Harkleroad had had his
say to the UK press and he had a lot to get off his chest. 'The
music was put together by the band. Not by him. It was totally
arranged by the band,' he asserted. He steered clear of claiming
actual authorship and had some complimentary things to say about
Van Vliet: 'As a lyricist he's one of the best I've ever heard in
my life. He's not a musician...He got a lot of credit for doing
a lot of music that he never did. It came from the band.' Harkleroad
felt that Van Vliet was 'running scared', no doubt on the basis
of his last record, Bluejeans And Moonbeams, and that some
aspects of his 'genius' were in fact bullshit.
In October 1975, just before the start of the Magic Band's UK tour,
John French joined in the debate. To Steve Lake of Melody Maker,
he professed himself very surprised at reading some of Harkleroad's
assertions. His own view was that the musicians had not been in
control, at least around the time of Trout Mask, which was
the only album he said he was qualified to talk about (which is
odd considering he appeared on all of them prior to Clear Spot).
He concluded, 'Whatever Harkleroad might claim about his guitar
virtuosity at the time - I was there and I would watch Don
going over all Harkleroad's parts with him with incredible patience.
Don's very musical. It's true that Don can't play guitar, but that
never stopped him getting his ideas across.'
The explanation of who did what and how was complicated by the
unprecedented methods of composition employed, and with hindsight
one feels that the nuances of composition and arrangement within
the Magic Band - so unlike any other - were still only partially
understood by press and fans years after the music of Trout Mask
and Decals had been forged. What took place has only recently
been clarified. Both sides later claimed they received an apology
from their contrite counterparts and both sides also subsequently
tempered their own views.
Back to Mallard. Their eponymously titled album was mixed with
overdubs at Morgan Studios in London and was eventually released
on Virgin in autumn 1976. Harkleroad had been under the impression
that it was a demo which was being made to secure a record deal
and was surprised when the recordings were released. Speaking to
Chris Salewicz he said, 'The record we just did...I think when you
hear that you'll hear the similarities because it came from the
musicians.'
He had a point. Mallard carried echoes of Clear Spot,
the album he claimed had the most obvious band input. This can be
heard most clearly on the instrumental 'Road To Morocco' and 'Winged
Tuskadero', both snaking, syncopated tracks with Tripp's marimba
and drums evoking a recently expired era. Harkleroad's guitar is
superb throughout, and echoes some of his articulations on Clear
Spot. Boston's bass keeps clear of the elliptical orbits of
the early Beefheart material and instead fulfils an anchor role.
The material again invites comparisons with the rhythmic push-and-pull
of Little Feat, although generally it is more taut and agitated.
Their more relaxed, rootsier side comes out in a cover of Guy Clark's
'Desperados Waiting For A Train'.
Mallard's mixture of country, blues, rock'n'roll and more avant
tendencies is finely balanced. The album closes with Harkleroad
and Boston duetting on a tender, sensual version of 'Peon' from
Decals. All the angularities are smoothed out, and their
pastoral reading is ushered in by a short tape of birdsong. Maybe
it was an olive branch offered to Van Vliet, or a homage of sorts,
but the group put forward the explanation that it was just a piece
they enjoyed playing. Harkleroad offered that it might make some
money for Van Vliet as he was totally broke. The composer, meanwhile,
dismissed this version precisely because it lacked the attack of
the original. Ian Anderson is ambivalent about the overall results:
'The Mallard record from what I recall was OK-ish. They brought
in some singer [Galpin] who I didn't think was particularly up to
the mark. It wasn't a bad album, it just didn't have that sparkle.'
In May 1976 Mallard's manager Bill Shumow was quoted, with no apparent
trace of irony, as saying that he was looking forward to the group
coming back over to the UK to play some autumn shows because, 'Beefheart's
music has always been more appreciated here than in the States.
People are much more open-minded to his music here.'
Rewinding, Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band's UK shows in late
1975 had been a critical success, but despite Van Vliet's hyperbolic
assessment of the fifty unplayed Trout Mask Replica-era compositions
he'd had at his disposal, the group had played old material exclusively.
With the exception of his two recitations on Bongo Fury,
he had not released any quality new music for over three years.
But he had been busy composing on the piano in the house on Trinidad
Bay. He and Jan were forced by penury to leave behind the high rent,
the redwoods and the wildlife of the northern Californian coast
and move back to Lancaster, making their home in his mother's trailer
in a trailer park on the eastern margins of the town. He was keen
to start work on transforming these piano tapes into new Magic Band
material.
True to his word, he did take Moris Tepper to LA to do a record,
the remarkable Bat Chain Puller. The album came about through
another liaison with Zappa. Van Vliet had again found himself effectively
without a record deal and, despite the personality clashes on the
Bongo Fury tour, his friend was willing to throw him another
lifeline. The original plan was that Zappa would act as executive
producer and put up the money for the recording of an album which
would be released on his own DiscReet label, or they would try and
get a licensing deal with Warners/Reprise.
Those assembled as the new Magic Band were Tepper, French, Denny
Walley and, brought in at short notice, keyboard player John Thomas.
The recurrent problem of finding a suitable bass player (the role
that Bruce Fowler had recently fulfilled with his air-bass) was
circumvented by Thomas using synthesiser to play the bass lines.
On paper, his recent stint in Mallard hardly boded well for working
with Van Vliet. But they had met a number of times in Lancaster
and were on good terms, and Van Vliet was both intuitive and pragmatic
when it came to sensing who would be good to have in the group.
Thomas remembers finishing his pre-Magic Band bar gigs and going
over to Denny's, the only twenty-four hour diner in Lancaster. This
was its main selling point to one regular customer: 'At two in the
morning when all the bars closed, generally all the local musicians
would go gather at this one place and have breakfast at two thirty
because there was nothing else to do and no place else to go,' he
explains. 'And very often I would see Don sitting over in a booth,
usually by himself with a sketch pad, furiously sketching and looking
around and drawing people who came in who looked interesting. He
would leave his own home and just go sit somewhere to have this
stimulus so that he could keep creating.'
He describes Van Vliet as an 'unstoppable fountain of sheer creative
energy' and the most charismatic conversationalist he has ever met.
Van Vliet had made extravagant claims that he had not slept for
a year and a half, but he really didn't seem to be sleeping much
at the time. Thomas remembers occasions when he went around to his
trailer to listen to music and chat and would completely lose track
of time, often emerging disoriented in the early hours of the morning.
'He could talk endlessly about nothing and made you feel you were
conversing with the gods,' says Thomas. 'It was amazing. He would
call my house to talk to me and if I wasn't at home, he would get
my wife on the phone and I swear he could keep her engaged for an
hour, just in the course of discovering that I wasn't home and wasn't
around. I saw him call operators to make a long-distance call. These
are people who are trained just to get on with their work and he
could keep them on the phone for fifteen minutes before the call
was even put through.'
Prior to his joining the Magic Band, Moris Tepper had proved that
he could play some of the more knuckle-busting guitar parts from
the Beefheart back-catalogue. He also harboured ambitions of being
a singer-songwriter. Van Vliet was innately suspicious of this and
applied some unorthodox homespun psychology into the process of
breaking down Tepper's potential 'catatonic state'. He reckoned
the guitarist had been listening to too much of The Beatles and
was consequently humming (the note) 'c' in the middle of his forehead.
Despite Tepper's protestations that he didn't have perfect pitch
and therefore wouldn't know what 'c' was, Van Vliet's solution was
bizarre, but ultimately effective. Tepper describes one of the 'very
strange rituals' that were happening at this time: 'He put me in
this little bathroom closet that was the size of just the toilet
- you couldn't move - and made me listen to this track called "Red
Cross Store" by Mississippi John Hurt over and over and over for
three hours. I'd come out and say, "I've got to eat, I'm starving,"
and he said, "No, you've got to hear it more." He'd go, "Did you
really hear it, did you hear it?" and he'd look in my eyes and go,
"No, you've got to hear it more. You haven't heard it yet."
'I was listening to it, thinking, "Yeah. So?"...I couldn't dig
it, I couldn't go, "Fuck, yeah, I really hear this." At the same
time my psyche was saying, "He's full of shit, this is a joke,"
but I think deeper shit really did happen. I think it gave me a
whole lot of respect for the uniqueness and the idea that he could
infuse me with this other colour by forcing me through it and that
then I'd be able to stop humming "c". All of it was great, magical.'
Van Vliet had reached thirty-five, an age when many rock musicians
had already sloped off into the twilight zone of semi-retirement
and redundancy, especially if they had been in a creative trough
as deep as the one he had recently dug for himself. Bongo Fury
notwithstanding, there may have been no way back. Another way of
looking at it was that a couple of bad albums do not suddenly make
a genius into a loser. Bat Chain Puller has generally been
acknowledged as a major Captain Beefheart work, and a startling
comeback, but some writers have assessed it as a sort of poor man's
Trout Mask Replica, a wishy-washy distillation of former
glories. This misses the point completely and shows how expectations
can be impossibly raised - to the detriment of critical judgement
- when an artist's previous work casts such a long shadow.
There are fundamental differences between this new music and the
tormented structures of Trout Mask Replica and Lick MyDecals Off, Baby. And although the music shared some overlap
with that ground-breaking era, it also showed a marked development
in style. This subtle difference was closely linked to Van Vliet's
increasing proficiency - in his own terms at least - on the piano.
His intuitive outpourings on the instrument were far more fluent
now, leaving behind the sonic pile-up of fragmentary lines that
had hallmarked those earlier albums. He was still through-composing,
but was now able to express himself coherently over a longer time-span.
The songs were based on elongated, linear explorations of rhythm,
and the instrumentation was more tempered than that on Trout
Mask, which Harkleroad assesses as being 'totally dictated by
rhythm, and almost not at all by pitch'. Ted Templeman had created
a studio-enhanced ambient space on Clear Spot. But here,
using his own idiosyncratic methods, Van Vliet had generated greater
structural space within his 'purer' music.
Rhythmically, the album is often quite different from its predecessors.
The drums, which achieved equal importance to the guitars and bass
on Trout Mask and Decals, are here given a different
role, punctuating and conversing more subtly with the instrumental
flow, or forming repetitive patterns against which the body of the
music shifts - although the 4/4 beat was again out of bounds. He
could fit his lyrics more easily into these wider spaces and went
back to expressing himself in his semi-melodic, semi-spoken style
- there are few developed vocal melodies on Bat Chain Puller.
Now the listener's mind had more of a chance to fixate, perhaps,
but only to be dazzled by an intricate mosaic of sound if it did.
The last four albums had involved varying degrees of compromise,
whether from Van Vliet giving the group 'easier' material, using
big-name producers, or desperately trying to grab a piece of the
commercial pie. But that was all in the past now. It was time to
move on. Tepper saw Van Vliet's compositional process at first hand.
On one new song sketch, 'Voodoo Shoes', he combined two heterogeneous
musical lines, singing 'She wore bugs/Voodoo Shoes' over a guitar
line that resurfaced a few years later as 'Telephone'. Tepper: 'He
often sang with the main guitar line, but he also wrote where he
wasn't trying to get one line to talk to, or respond to, the other
line. You're hearing several conversations at once and they're not
necessarily relating to each other.' His methods had always involved
an instinctive juxtaposition of elements, but in this case it was
impossible to get the ideas to work with or off each other and the
song was abandoned.
Tepper again: 'If you talk about Captain Beefheart, you can say
he's experimental, but to me it sounds like someone just letting
their soul come out, someone just letting loose. "Experimental"
brings up this very scientific, analytic, intellectual approach
and having no soul or faith in letting go and letting the deeper
sense of art itself come through - your balls, your heart, your
blood, your eyes. I don't think Captain Beefheart ever played experimental
music.'
Despite his assertion that he could play piano 'like nobody's business',
Van Vliet again found himself in the position of having to convey
abstract musical ideas to the musicians. Given the margin of error
that would inevitably occur in the realisation of these unorthodox
ideas, frustration often set in and, with it, bouts of irascible
behaviour. Van Vliet may have mellowed with age, but there was no
doubt that he had got his power back.
Thomas recalls the atmosphere in the Magic Band in the run-up to
the recording of the album: 'He was a tyrant, very demanding, very
controlling. You couldn't really bring in anything from the outside
world without it either meeting his total approval or his complete
disapproval. It was like walking on eggshells working with him.
Don was extremely paranoid. His whole genius might even boil down
to a very extreme kind of paranoia. We're all able to appreciate
the extreme creativity that it fed, but it also had a negative side
and it made him very, very sensitive to nuance. If there was some
little thing in what you said to him that he was unsure about, it
could turn into a huge thing without you realising that you'd done
anything. I was often in fear of saying or doing the wrong thing
that would suddenly turn Don's negative focus on me.'
Now fully back in control, Van Vliet asserted his unequivocal role
as bandleader, sometimes, it seems, for no reason other than sheer
bloody-mindedness. In one instance, he made one of the guitarists
play the same motif over and over while berating him for making
'mistakes' - this to the incomprehension of the other musicians
to whom the versions sounded identical. Bandleaders are often dictatorial
and respect is always due to musicians who are prepared to put themselves
in the firing line to enable their music to be realised. Ten years
down the line, the prerequisites for playing in the Magic Band remained
the same: exceptional musical talent and a skin of rhinoceros thickness.
Tepper gives his views on the not-always-so-benevolent despot:
'He's like an emperor, he's got a very commanding natural presence
that demands an audience, and that struck me the very first time
I met him. It's not the same thing as celebrity. It's not like you're
in the same room as Mick Jagger - it's different. He's intimidating,
at the same time he's like a small child, very gentle. He's got
this tension, magic, specialness, and you just respect it. When
you're around him you respect the space.'
Most of the ex-Magic Band members, even the musicians who had a
particularly harrowing time in the group, were willing to put in
the hard work because the good times were unique. This trait was
exemplified by French. Even though he'd received bad treatment,
he was inexorably drawn back to the group, finding nothing comparable.
The idea of slugging out a standard rock backbeat after playing
in the Magic Band made his heart sink. And with the way his inimitable
style of drumming had developed, there were few others whose music
was geared to accommodate that type of rhythmic expression. Many
of the musicians, especially from Bat Chain Puller onwards,
still have fond memories of their time in the group. Twenty years
on, Thomas rationalises Van Vliet's role as bandleader: 'When you're
in that position and it's your name and your reputation that's riding
on it, you become more sensitive to the people who are working with
you and how their expression affects you. Because you're the one
that takes the fall if someone does something that's lame.'
Genius, paranoid or both, Bat Chain Puller is an example
of Van Vliet's 'extreme creativity' in action. It found him both
venturing into new territory and also dusting off and refreshing
some of the sonic sketches from the library of material recorded
in 1971 and 1972.
Considering the bad-mouthing that he'd had to endure almost constantly
since his production work on Trout Mask Replica, Zappa wisely
decided not to get too directly involved and left Van Vliet to produce,
with Kerry McNab on engineering duties. He just dropped in from
time to time to check on progress. The group rehearsed for about
three weeks in Zappa's studio in Hollywood then went into Paramount
Studios, where they recorded Bat Chain Puller in a mere four
days.
On the title track, the locomotive rhythms of 'Click Clack' are
revisited and slowed down. Whereas that train was speeding away,
the metaphorical vehicle that passes through the five and a half
minutes of 'Bat Chain Puller' is a slow, enormously long goods train.
When the track was being rehearsed, Van Vliet was frustrated that
he couldn't convey his rhythmic ideas to the musicians. In an inspired
move, he drove off to a nearby level crossing and waited for a train
to trundle by. With his windscreen wipers running, he recorded the
sounds on a cassette recorder, punctuating the field recording with
occasional whistling. The story sounds like a generous helping of
apocrypha, but it did take place and the tape successfully conveyed
what he was trying to achieve. John French recalls that the exercise
was a success: 'He was sitting in his car and recorded it and he
had me listen to it. We went into the studio, and I worked it out
on the set. And it turned out to be a great, great beat.'
French's hi-hat and tom-tom patterns faithfully replicate the rhythm.
And unlike the music of Lick My Decals Off, Baby, the cars
can be counted as they pass.
This phenomenal song finds Van Vliet at the peak of his powers
both lyrically and musically. Drums and bass synth form a steadily
moving conveyor belt, bringing first his harmonica and then mutated
hoedown-style guitars into the picture. Van Vliet chants the title
before bellowing out the word 'Bat', making it sound like it would
have to be phonetically written with ten 'a's. The kaleidoscopic
lyrics find him trying to describe the indescribable: a semi-mechanical,
semi-organic train with 'yellow lights that glistens like oil beads',
limp, hanging wings, and bulbs that 'shoot from its snoot' into
the surrounding darkness.
The Bat Chain Puller sounds like a mechanised relative of The Blimp,
with its own 'trailin' tail' dragging behind, thumping over the
sleepers between the tracks. The guitars then jag into the rhythm
at obtuse angles as Thomas's synthesiser sends out flickering bleeps.
As the intensity builds, Van Vliet belts out an ever more delirious
account of the hybrid locomotive and the landscape through which
it moves inexorably towards its unstated destination, pulled by
a team of rubber dolphins and passing by 'green inflated trees'
and massive pumpkins grouped like land forms. Towards the fade he
incants the title softly before shouting it out in a final series
of affirmations. It trundles off into the distance, slide guitars
coiling around each other and the synthesiser sending sonic tracers
up into the ether.
Tepper was curious to find out more about the song: 'One time I
asked him, "What's that song about? What did you mean? Just give
me some clues, where are you coming from?" He said, "Man, all songs
that I write are about the same thing.'' I said, "What?" He said,
"You know." I said, "What?" He said, "Sex. Everything's sex."
I go, "Come on, man, it's this thing that's been dragged out of
a lake with hooks and it's got veins on it, you're telling me that's
about sex?" And he said, "It's all about sex, man." But if
you asked him on another day he would say, "If you don't know, why
do you ask?" Always. That was his line.'
'Seam Crooked Sam' follows, a radical reworking of a rough sketch
of the same name dating back to 1972. The only instrumentation on
the spartan original was maracas, harmonica and the clattering of
French doing his tap-dancing routine. Here the musical content is
completely different. The song had become a chiming, crystalline
construction with electric piano and guitar perambulating into a
lengthy coda. French's talents extended to guitar here and on some
subsequent cuts, underlining his crucial role in realising Van Vliet's
music. The lyrics remain the same, but are recited rather than sung.
They include descriptions of rooms available to rent in the 'hat-rack
hotel', where the walls are yellow, or more specifically the colour
of 'damp, dead chickens'.
A lazy, swinging groove forms the basis for 'Harry Irene', the
tale of a couple who ran a canteen. Their modus operandi
sounds interesting: selling wine 'like turpentine to painters' and,
in a marvellously tenuous following line, taking to social life
'like props to aviators'. Although the song is a fairly slight work,
it features some delightful accordion by Walley and a whistling
solo by Van Vliet that demonstrates his skill and control. He was
obviously fond of the song. It had been recorded in the sessions
for Clear Spot and its genesis dated back to the late sixties.
'It incorporates four lesbians and a tavern. I get a kick out of
those people - out of humans, period. I think they're absolutely
hilarious,' he told Richard Cromelin in Wax.
Van Vliet often used idiosyncratic inflections when reciting his
poetry. In his book Frank Zappa: The Negative Dialectics of Poodle
Play, Ben Watson praised his unorthodox diction, but the prose-poem
'''81" Poop Hatch', spills out in a structureless stream, as if
he is reading out a mass of ideas jotted down on a note-pad. It's
also one of his most difficult texts to unravel. The 'poop hatch'
in the main character Biff's cotton undergarments is a peripheral
detail in among 'dust speakers', 'raisins warped by thought', and
all manner of flora and fauna in a teeming, twitchy microcosm of
activity. Although Van Vliet was happy with his performance, he
hesitates in a couple of places, as he often did when performing
his poems in concert. He seems to have his sights set on the end
by about half-way through and recites the remaining text in a flat
and inflectionless way, with all the enthusiasm of someone reading
out an extremely long shopping list.
Bat Chain Puller is such an eclectic compendium of ideas
that it's difficult to guess what will come next. In this case it's
the exquisite solo guitar vignette 'Flavor Bud Living'. Played by
French, this piano-derived piece is a slow, sparse foray into the
lyrical avant-guitar territory of 'Peon' and, in an ironic twist,
is reminiscent of the gentle way Harkleroad and Boston approached
that piece on Mallard.
'Brickbats' builds around a zoomorphic wordplay on bats and a lining
of a fireplace at night with the 'window curtain ghost' billowing
into the darkened room. The piece see-saws back and forth before
the drums stagger in. In the middle section, the group hits some
turbulent eddies before finally riding off on a beautifully tangled
coda, with Van Vliet's sax both garbled and lyrical. Although the
vocal performance is ultimately convincing, it starts off with a
fluff on the first line, which was inexplicably retained.
The lyrics on Bat Chain Puller are generally rooted in contemporary
observations and sketches. On 'The Floppy Boot Stomp', however,
he delves deep into folklore, digging up an archetypal confrontation
between a farmer and the devil. In this struggle between good and
evil, the farmer emerges as the winner, drawing a chalk circle and
threatening the devil that if he encroaches he'll 'tan yer red hide'
and 'dance yuh on yer tale', but not before the 'red violin' has
played the 'Hoodoo hoedown' and the farmer's horse has quizzically
compared his hooves to Satan's.
Musically the song is driven by a drum pattern that at times turns
itself inside-out on its Möbius strip-like course, and includes
another appearance of the 'Baby Beat' played at double speed. Underpinned
by electric piano, the guitars take their partners in a transmogrified
square dance, one keeping the rhythm, the other playing a sweet
slide melody.
'A Carrot Is As Close As A Rabbit Gets To A Diamond' is a guitar
and piano duet with a neo-Baroque feel, the two instruments unifying
to give the piece a harpsichord-like plangency. The instrumental
is a tightened-up version of an earlier piece entitled 'Ballerino'.
'Carson City' (later retitled 'Owed T'Alex') was dedicated to erstwhile
Magic Band guitarist Alex St Clair, and his enthusiasm for motor
bikes. The lyrics, co-written by Van Vliet and Herb Bermann - in
their first collaboration since Safe As Milk - document the
perils of that form of transport. With its roaring engine and white-hot
pipes, the vehicle becomes a dangerous creature. The rider ruefully
looks back after taking a 'spill', admitting he thought he'd almost
paid his 'bill', as Van Vliet puts it, before pushing off to a party
in Carson City. Van Vliet explained another facet of the track to
Richard Cromelin in Wax: 'I used to ride those damn things.
I wasn't actually a biker, but I had an old Indian with a suicide
clutch and all that stuff. But I'd never ride one now - unless somebody
gave me one.'
French's pattern of snare rolls and tom-tom thuds are another example
of Van Vliet embracing the view that a repetitive rhythm pattern
needn't be 'corny'. As on 'Bat Chain Puller', the drum figure is
played continuously. Over that bedrock, the spiky guitar figures
and purring synthesiser bass start off in the same rhythmic measure
before slowly shifting out of phase with the drums. The guitars
and vocals break away in a middle section, then it coalesces again.
The lyrics sung, Van Vliet then caws and cackles maniacally, as
the twin guitars rev up, leaving dust trails in their wake at the
fade.
The hobo lifestyle depicted on 'Orange Claw Hammer' from Trout
Mask Replica is revisited on 'Odd Jobs', Van Vliet's most poignant
lyric. This particular hobo, an old odd-job man, is described as
'a bag of skin and bones'. Odd Jobs used to appear on his bicycle,
with sweets to give the children - to them the contents of his bike
basket were like a 'whole candy store' - but he has disappeared.
The women and the young girls all ask why he no longer comes around
and the way this is sung - in a soulful lamentation - makes the
listener fear the worst.
After the tale is told, the group lock into a stunning instrumental
section, a linear extrapolation of a modal guitar motif, played
with a plangent clarity by French, who finished the song off with
Thomas. French's assertion that he was not really a guitar player
is belied by his performance here. Just how much more competent
Van Vliet had become on piano is demonstrated by the original piano
demo of the track. In a display of intuitive brilliance, he switches
on the tape, sits down at the piano and spontaneously composes the
five-minute track in one take. Other than two or three notes that
were altered, the musicians play it exactly the same.
'The Thousandth And Tenth Day Of The Human Totem Pole' finds the
bright, keen guitars of Walley and Tepper snaking off together,
tracked by Thomas's synthesiser bass. French punctuates the unravelling
music with drum rolls, rim-clicking, tom-tom accents and yet another
reappearance of 'the baby beat'.
On the 'distemper grey' morning of the day in question, Van Vliet
goes to inspect the pole and relays a darkly humorous depiction
of human overcrowding. Representatives of all the races are piled
on top of each other. There are problems getting food in to feed
them, and they can only exercise by isometric flexing. The man at
the bottom was smiling, we are told, because he had just managed
to finish his breakfast uninterrupted - it hadn't 'rained or manured'
on him for a while. In the lyrical denouement a young girl approaches
the pole displaying a Statue of Liberty doll. The Statue of Liberty
cropped up as the subject of one of Van Vliet's earliest songs,
'Who Do You Think You're Fooling', where he criticised its use as
a symbol, albeit indirectly. Now it is presented to the totem pole,
its parodic reflection. The pole is also a metaphor for urban overcrowding,
with its constituent human parts effectively prisoners of circumstance,
brought face to face with the symbol of the liberty which is denied
them.
The poem 'Apes-Ma', a home-cassette recording lasting all of thirty-eight
seconds, is a stunning piece of work. On it, Van Vliet plays the
role of incessant inquisitor. As the subject is an old caged ape,
his questions will remain rhetorical. He recalls incidents in the
animal's life story, asking if she remembers the little girl who
named her - well, anyway, she's dead now. And then he reminds her
about the time when she was young and used to try to break out of
the cage - the cage that is now filthy and too small for the obese
animal, which is overeating from boredom. Van Vliet states his case
dispassionately and the primitive recording makes him sound like
he's talking from behind a closed door, compounding the poem's disturbing
atmosphere. Tucked away at the end of Bat Chain Puller, 'Apes-Ma'
makes a powerful case against the maltreatment of animals in captivity
and shows Van Vliet's poetry at its most disciplined and finely
honed.
His enthusiasm at having assembled this excellent new Magic Band
was palpable. In interviews he went back to extravagantly asserting
that most of the group had no previous musical experience. To play
Van Vliet's music, technical skill and the right attitude were essential,
but technique was of little help. He was especially pleased to be
working again with some young musicians. They were malleable enough
to be moulded in the way he wanted - to be 'his paint' - and bright
enough to fulfil their roles. Walley was nearer Van Vliet's age,
but was a technically excellent, empathetic player, and French was
back as drummer, and facilitator non pareil.
John Thomas succinctly sums up the musicians' role within the group:
'Don was very fond of saying something which kind of angered all
the musicians: that he taught them how to play, that none of them
could play until they worked with him. But what he was getting at
was he virtually had to teach them how to play the music the way
he envisioned it, because there was no precedent for it - so it
was really that way. And he's such a powerful mental presence that
you bowed your own will, lost your own individual will, in order
to serve his vision. To be in the band took what pretty much amounted
to a religious devotion, because you couldn't logically justify
any of the steps we were taking to make this music happen.'
Thomas left shortly after the album was recorded. When he accepted
the offer to play with Mallard again, on their second album, In
A Different Climate, Van Vliet made his disapproval clear. Thomas
found the experience of being in the group overwhelming and was
ultimately willing to leave. Although he laughs at the absurdity
of the idea now, at the time he felt that when Mallard split and
his career fell on hard times, it was because Van Vliet was 'vibing'
him from a distance, putting some kind of 'jinx' on him. 'Maybe
I had an overestimation of his mental powers but certainly I felt
influenced even when he wasn't around,' he says. 'His sheer will
is so overpowering. It was frightening in a way. I was relieved
when I wasn't working with him any more, because I was maybe too
young and too impressionable.'
By mid-1976 Van Vliet found a replacement for Thomas in Eric Drew
Feldman, one of Tepper's best friends. Tepper: 'Eric being my buddy
and the person who turned me on to Captain Beefheart, I wanted to
get him in the band. I was talking to Don all about Eric, and immediately
I could tell he was very excited at the thought of the guy. We went
over to meet Eric one night and being Don he was probably four hours
late and by the time we got there - I think it was four in the morning
- the light was out.
'I knew we couldn't go to the front door, we'd wake Eric's parents,
so I took Don to the back gate and whispered, "Be quiet, we gotta
sneak into the room." We went around the side of the house, and
I opened up the door to Eric's room and he was asleep on his bed.
Don crept in and I swear he walked over to the bed and said, "Hi,
little fella." And I know by that point Don had made up his mind.
I was obvious, like he had just found this really cute hamster asleep
in its cage and he definitely decided that this was an animal that
was going to be there. Being woken up, startled out of sleep, seeing
Captain Beefheart in his bedroom, there was about five minutes or
ten minutes of "Uh, yeah, can I get you some water?" and that was
it, that was the audition. And that's the honest truth.'
Feldman recalls the actual audition being only marginally more
based on his ability as a musician: 'We met in a coffee shop and
Don said, "Do you want to blow?" I always thought there would be
some sort of audition or something. I had been working really hard,
learning how to play some of the songs. He came over to my home
a few days later and I was trying to play him stuff and he was not
even paying attention. He said, "Yeah, fine" - he just decides.'
Feldman's role was to play keyboards, synthesiser and bass guitar.
The task incumbent upon him was to learn the material from copies
of the master tapes held by Warner Brothers and from some of the
keyboard charts that Thomas had made. He reckons the fact that he
hadn't played bass before was a positive advantage: 'I think part
of the contradiction in his music is the mixture of people who are
musically educated and those who aren't. I'm not even saying which
one I was, but I don't think he cared. In one sense, any lack of
expertise you have is a benefit for playing with him. In as much
as I appreciated what he did, it took a while to wash some of the
technique or musician's ego out of my hair when I worked with him.
But he was always really nice and very patient.'
French decided to leave yet again and was replaced by a friend
of Feldman, Gary Jaye. French hung around long enough to teach Jaye
some of the earlier material, and there was even talk of another
double-drum line-up, but his relationship with Van Vliet soured
and the drummer once more disappeared from the frame. Jaye was a
skilful player but not as much of a Captain Beefheart aficionado
as Feldman and Tepper. Consequently he found some of the more avant
pieces like 'Hair Pie' too difficult and balked at the task.
One unreleased song from this era is the mighty 'Hoboism', an impromptu
home-taped piece featuring Walley playing snaking R&B guitar
and Van Vliet coming up with an off-the-cuff murder tale, a sort
of hobo take on 'Hey Joe'. In this case the murderer takes off riding
the rails to escape retribution after killing his wife with a 'pocket
knife'. His freewheeling vocal performance is riveting, culminating
in the demented yell of 'It's not jazzm, it's not jism, it's railroadism.'
In late 1976, Van Vliet spoke to Barry Miles, extolling the virtues
of the new band - which now comprised Jaye, Tepper, Feldman and
Walley. Victor Hayden was on alto sax and bass clarinet, and he
had been learning cello, he said. He was upbeat, saying how the
group was playing material from Trout Mask Replica and the
old Soots number 'Tiger Roach', reckoning that they were 'the greatest
band in THE WORLD', adding: 'It makes everything else seem like
cough drops. D'you know what I mean?'
Despite the tantalising prospect of the enigmatic Hayden once more
added to the ranks, he slipped away unheard. Van Vliet had sent
the tapes of Bat Chain Puller to Virgin three months previously
and was waiting for the OK to be given for its release. It had come
in too close to the Christmas release schedule and was slated for
spring 1977 release. Inconvenient perhaps, but it turned out to
be the least of his worries. By now, Zappa had already parted company
with manager, Herb Cohen, and DiscReet was in turmoil, with rumours
of litigation and counter-litigation in the air. Thomas was aware
that trouble was brewing: 'From what I understood, Zappa looked
over the paperwork and found that Herb Cohen owned 51 per cent of
the assets [of DiscReet]. He went to work and was locked out of
his own studio.' Van Vliet told Miles: 'Herbie got Frank really
bad. When Frank left Herbie, he reckons [he] opened a whole can
of worms - a whole new can of worms he didn't even know was there.
It seems that over the years Frank has signed these pieces of paper,
you know, signed in order to be able to keep on with his art.'
Van Vliet's typical vagueness as to the exact status of these 'pieces
of paper' - similar in content, no doubt, to those he was always
happy to sign - was worrying. He was also involved in legal wranglings
with the DiMartino brothers and was still in dispute with Virgin.
As it turned out, all these pieces of paper combined to prevent
the album from ever coming out (although at the time of writing,
the Zappa estate are planning its release). When Van Vliet blithely
stated that he had 'three managers and they're all nice guys', a
shudder must have passed through anyone with his interests at heart.
He had faith that even if there was an impasse with Virgin, Warner
Brothers would put the record out. Even that proved impossible.
Assuming that the situation would soon be resolved and that the
release of Bat Chain Puller was still imminent, the group
continued rehearsing and played some shows at the tail end of 1976
and early into the following year. Jaye's days were numbered, though.
Feldman recalls the manner of his departure: 'He did his best, but
he really had a hard time with the idea of who Don was and how things
worked. We were at a rehearsal and at some point he got mad at Don
and they got arguing about something and he [Jaye] said something
to the effect of, "Do you want to step outside and talk about it?"
Don had said that he had never ever fired anybody, that mostly people
just quit, but I think that may have been the one time.'
The legal mess surrounding Bat Chain Puller became the most
frustrating episode in Van Vliet's career. He had been written off
as a has-been, but had returned with a come-back album comparable
with his best work. But not only was the album destined to lie dormant,
a tape was circulated - allegedly by Virgin as a pre-release promo,
perhaps by an over-zealous press officer - and soon became readily
available on bootleg stalls.